SUPERMONKEY'S ART? GALLERY

2009-08-25T19:07:00.000-04:00

The REVERSE Side Of The Album
With TRACK LISTING.

2009-08-25T18:40:00.001-04:00

Here is Hannah Montana's (Miley Cyrus)
New Album "Down on the farm"'
It was just released The "Utter" day.

2009-03-02T09:43:00.002-05:00

In further cost cutting methods the drug sniffing
German Shepherds that have served the
department so well through
the years will now be replaced with
Chihuahuas.

2009-03-02T09:29:00.002-05:00

When asked if it would make a
difference because of the speed
of the new vehicles (0-60 in 4 hrs)
Beans replied "well since there really is
no law or justice in Oak Ridge, this
really shouldn't matter".
Besides we can always just ask
criminals to slow down.

2009-03-02T09:14:00.002-05:00

In an effort to downsize the ORPD Chief Of Police
DAVID "PINTO" BEANS Just announced today
his plans to outfit the dept with an all new fleet
of vehicles. Shown above is one of the new sporty
models. In an interview behind a garbage dumpster
at the Civic Center, Beans said that the modern police
cruisers that has been in use will be replaced immediately
by the new fuel saving vehicles like the one shown above.

2009-03-02T08:02:00.000-05:00

BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR.....

2009-02-11T11:43:00.002-05:00

Recently spotted coming out of the Dunkin Donuts on
Kingston Pike, none other than Mr. President Himself
Barack Obama. When asked what he was doing there
he replied "I Donut know nuthin' about that" and
"No comment".
He apparently likes the sprinkles.

2009-02-11T11:14:00.000-05:00

Recently spotted coming out of the Golden Corral on
Clinton Highway was none other than Rock Superstar
legend MEATLOAF. When we asked meat what his
favorite item on the buffet was he just smirked &
said without any hesitation...THE MEATLOAF!
Imagine that!

2009-02-11T10:54:00.001-05:00

A NEW feature on the gallery...Enjoy!

2009-02-05T11:57:00.001-05:00

Please allow us to toot our own horn for a moment
and wish the art gallery a
HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
We appreciate your patronage
and we aint done yet!

2009-02-05T10:49:00.003-05:00

Well Of course we also have
Lavoris & Shirley
Making their dreams come true
at the gym.
Taking life one day at a time, but then
that's yet another show.

2009-02-05T09:43:00.002-05:00

Once upon a time there lived a little boy named Dopie Taylor
He then took steroids, grew up and created a show called
"Crappy Daze".
How bout that Joanie?...Oooh Lah Lah!

2009-02-04T21:03:00.003-05:00

Bob Vila Shows Charles Ingalls How To Build A
Better House On His Prairie, & Charles Shows Bob How
To Plant Taters & Milk A Goat.
Exciting Stuff!

2009-02-04T19:44:00.001-05:00

It's a comedy about 3 stand up comedians that
always wind up getting it in the end.
Too bad they are always the "butt" of
everyone else's jokes.

2009-02-04T19:12:00.002-05:00

GREEN ACORNS, The story of a roofer who moved to the
country then took up flipping houses in a bad economy.
His wife Betty "BATTY" worked in the garden harvesting
a wee bit more than vegetables!
Together they survive despite their ancestors.

2009-02-04T17:00:00.002-05:00

I had to go ballistic on Comcast yesterday as some
cable tv jockey tech dumba*s fresh out of tech
school disconnected the first cable wire he came to
yesterday which just happened to be ours!
Luckily after a rather heated phone call from me
they managed to get us reconnected this morning.

2009-02-04T16:09:00.002-05:00

In TV reruns this week Major Doug Carter's plane goes down
while flying a reconnaisance mission over Tyson Park,
and Vicki blinks up a kid appearing in every picture at
the Knoxville Museum of Art.

2009-01-29T18:56:00.002-05:00

Who would have ever thought it? To add a footnote to
the story it has been overwhelmingly decided to prop
up her carefully preserved corpse after death at all
Lady Vols basketball games for future inspiration!

2009-01-29T17:20:00.002-05:00

Congrats to our proud young lady Tori
who is now in the nation's capitol
in pursuit of higher education.
Look out mr. President...here comes the
bad girl to the rescue.

2009-01-29T11:12:00.002-05:00

Nothing But Re-Runs On TV Tonight?
Maybe It's Time To Go Workout ,Or Take The
Doggie For A Walk.
Max Agrees.

2007-12-27T21:25:00.000-05:00

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2007-12-20T13:42:00.000-05:00

To Check Out My New Voting Booth

Feature Just Scroll All The Way To

The Bottom Of The Page & Cast

Your Vote For What You Think The

Answer Is...

The Correct Answer Will Be Posted

After The Polls Close. Have Fun!

2007-12-20T11:02:00.000-05:00

For a video of us trimming the tree

click on the link below...

http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/view/yGodpEnoyON1gx22ctQACv6A

You'll need to have the latest version of

FLASH player installed for it to work.

2007-12-16T20:42:00.000-05:00

Hip Hip Hooray! Time To Get

Electrocuted All Over Again!

2007-12-16T19:56:00.000-05:00

Bah Humbug! Look Who's Back Again!

2007-12-16T19:17:00.000-05:00

The Timeless Holiday Story The Whole

Family Will Enjoy!

2007-12-16T17:07:00.000-05:00

Well Christmas Is Nigh Upon Us & Here Are Some Of

The New Christmas Remake Classic Movies For

Your Consideration...

"It's A Wonderful Life On Wakeman Lane."

Starring: The Carvers.

Now Available In Hi Deaf & Blu-Ray Disc.

2007-12-12T18:58:00.000-05:00

Well I did make a short trek into downtown Knoxville
today to do something i've been wanting to for some
time now.
Although I was about 26 years or so late the view
from the observation deck of the SUNSPHERE was
still pretty good.
I did manage to visit the 1982 World's Fair one time
during it's 6 month run (I was 17 at the time)
I never really got an opportunity to go inside the
Sunsphere then.
I also thought the Knoxville Convention Center was neat
(lots of dark corners to hide in & Christmas decorations.)
It's worth killing a few minutes if you get the chance.
Check it out sometime before they close it again.
I will be going back later with Sandy & taking some
pics (hopefully a better day of weather for it).

2007-11-22T10:26:00.000-05:00

And Of Course What Would Thanksgiving

Be Without The Traditional Pumpkin Pie

All Dressed Up Of Course With...

A Healthy Dose Of Whipped Cream.

2007-11-22T10:05:00.000-05:00

Oh & What A Feast It Shall Be!

Upside Down Alacarte Of Course

Thanks To Sandy. Hehehehe

2007-11-22T08:28:00.000-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving To All. As We Prepare For Our Feast

Today Lets Not Forget All Of The Other Souls Much

Less Fortunate At This Time Of Year. Remember

Them In Your Thoughts & Prayers.

2007-11-19T10:18:00.000-05:00

Being Sick Can Have It's Lighter Moments...

2007-11-19T09:27:00.000-05:00

And Of Course What Visit Would Be Complete

Without An Image Of One's Attending Physician?

2007-11-19T09:18:00.000-05:00

Sometimes You Just Gotta Get Tough To Get
What You Need In Life.

2007-11-19T09:06:00.000-05:00

Can't This Hospital Do Nothing Right?

2007-11-19T08:49:00.000-05:00

Me Holding My Yittle Tummy In Pain. Hehehehe!

2007-11-19T08:25:00.000-05:00

For Those Of You Who May Not Know Yet

I Have Been To The Hospital For Acute

Diverticulitus With Accompanying Infection.

I Began A Regimen Of Varied Anti-Biotics

On Thursday Evening & Was Officially Released

From The Methodist Medical Center Of

Oak Ridge Yesterday. I Am Now Recuperating

At Home Preparing To Return To Work Tomorrow.

It Was An Experience To Say The Least.

I Would Like To Thank My Loving Wife Sandy

Who Was By My Side Almost 24/7.

She Truly Is Amazing & I Love Her With All

Of My Heart.

Would Also Like To Say Thanks To Mary. Bucky.

Justin. Tori. Mom & Dad For Visiting Me In

My Hour Of Need As Well As Telephone Support

From The Others Who Could Not Visit

For One Reason Or Another.

Thank You All & I Love You Too.

2007-11-14T15:50:00.000-05:00

Technology Meets The Beverly Hillbillies.

2007-11-14T07:33:00.000-05:00

A Belated Happy Birthday Wish Goes Out To
Mary Carver who's Big Day Was
Yesterday. I won't say how old she is
because I don't want to get slapped. Ha Ha.

2007-11-14T07:20:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday Today To My Loving Wife Sandy!

She is the big 32 today.

I hope she knows she is my life & my world

and I could not go on without her.

I love you sooooooooo much honey!

2007-11-14T07:02:00.000-05:00

Well as you can see I got my FLU SHOT at Work yesterday.

OUCH! That Hurt!

2007-10-27T16:39:00.000-04:00

Vicki's Ultrasound...It's A Lexus!!!

2007-10-18T14:50:00.000-04:00

Okay I've Kept My Mouth Shut & Resisted The Temptation

Long Enough...

This News Today From The Bureau Of New Car Sales

And The Presentation Of The Award Goes To None Other

Than Our Own Vicki. Wow! What A Surprise!

2007-10-04T19:51:00.000-04:00

Gene Rayburn Of Match Game Fame Broke

The Antenna Off Of His Shortwave Radio One

Day While Fiddling With The Controls But

Found The Microphone He Always Used To

Emcee The Match Game Worked Very Well

As A Suitable Replacement For The Antenna.

It Was Rumored To Work So Well That He

Was Actually Able To Pick Up The Empire

Of Japan On The Radio!

2007-10-04T19:36:00.000-04:00

2007-10-04T19:28:00.000-04:00

And Speaking Of Little House On The Prairie...

Charles Ingalls Would From Time To Time Often

See A Red Fuzzy Creature Out Behind The Barn.

Especially After Smoking The Bamboo From Plum Creek.

Fearing Being Sent To A Psychiatrist In Sleepy Eye

And Possibly Commited To The Insane Asylum In Mankato

He Never Made Mention Of This To Anyone Else.

2007-10-04T19:14:00.000-04:00

There Was Never Anyone Named ADAM
in The TV Show ADAM 12. He Later Showed Up In
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE DOG
(Portrayed By Linwood Boomer) Geez I See
Why He Chose The Name Adam.

2007-10-04T18:59:00.000-04:00

And Now At This Particularly Mysterious Time Of The Year

We Will Attempt To Dispel Some Rather Popular

Misconceptions...

First: JACK THE RIPPER & JACK THE TRIPPER

Two Very Different People. One Killed Ladies Of The Night

And One Was Just A Lady Killer (Cleverly In Disguise).

2007-08-30T16:05:00.000-04:00

And In Print We Have This...

2007-08-30T14:45:00.000-04:00

Not to Be Outdone By The Movies...

Perhaps You've Caught One Of My Favorite

TV Series On Wednesday Nights...

Installing Deaf Video Relay Phones By Day &

Chasing Ghosties At Night It's

Daddy & Bucky???

Starring In:

GHOST HUNTERS.

2007-08-30T14:23:00.000-04:00

There Are Some Interesting New Movies Playing
This Summer, Like This One
Starring Our Very Own Snoopy!

2007-08-30T12:41:00.000-04:00

2007-08-30T12:22:00.000-04:00

2007-08-30T12:08:00.000-04:00

2007-08-30T11:56:00.000-04:00

2007-08-30T11:40:00.000-04:00

There We're A Few Unexpected Guests At The Party.....

2007-08-30T11:07:00.000-04:00

As We Say Goodbye To The Hot & Steamy Month Of August,
We Would Like To Take This Opportunity To Bang The
Drum & To Say A Joyful & Heart felt
HAPPY BIRTHDAY To These People So Dear To Our Hearts,
And Have All Shared A Special Birthday In August.
We Hope Your Day Was Truly Great & We Love You All.

2007-08-29T08:15:00.000-04:00

JUST ANYONE BUT DREW CAREY OR ROSIE O' DONNELL PLEASE!!!

2007-08-29T08:08:00.000-04:00

BUCKY CARVER

2007-08-29T08:04:00.000-04:00

DAN FOGELBERG

2007-08-29T07:56:00.000-04:00

RICHARD SIMMONS

2007-08-29T07:47:00.000-04:00

HOMER SIMPSON

2007-08-29T07:36:00.000-04:00

Here Are Some Of My Ideas For A Possible Successor To

Bob Barker On The Price Is Right...

TY PENNINGTON

2007-07-18T09:36:00.000-04:00

Tired Of Being Happy On All Those Other Singles Sites?

Try This One. Hehehehee.

(CLICK ON PHOTO FOR LARGER VIEW)

Guess This Tells You What I Think Of E-Harmony.com.

I was rejected by them very early on, not long after the site

was first started.

But at least something good came out of it.

I met my loving & precious wife Sandy. So Take That!

NO Harmony! Blah!

2007-07-04T07:41:00.000-04:00

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FROM THE

ART GALLERY & YOUR ROE DADDY!

2007-06-13T15:58:00.000-04:00

Seems to be rubbing off on Ryan Too!

2007-06-13T15:54:00.000-04:00

Okay, Maybe Summer School Is A Bit Much

For Justin Just Now.

2007-06-13T07:36:00.000-04:00

Introducing...The All New PARIS HILTON BARBIE

This doll is sure to become a collector's item.

It whines, cries, Wrecks it's car into a tree (with ken

inside), Goes to jail and cries out for it's Mother.

All while garnering more attention than Elvis at the

supermarket.

Comes complete with prison outfit and

30 extra boxes of Kleenex.

Available for a very limited time only!

Get yours today!

2007-06-07T09:40:00.000-04:00

The New Blockbuster Hit Movie About

One Restless Man, Two Hot Women, One Long Summer

And One Wayward Wave Runner!

Now Making Splashes In A Theater Near You.

2007-06-06T20:32:00.000-04:00

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR VICKI.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"

2007-05-30T07:22:00.000-04:00

Introducing Actress Shelly Barrymore! The New

Hollywood Heart Throb To Just Make The Scene.

Now If We Can Just Get Shelly To Come Out

Of Her Shell. Ha! Ha!

2007-05-24T05:07:00.000-04:00

The New THP Web Page

2007-05-13T17:21:00.000-04:00

Happy Mothers Day To All Mothers Everywhere!

Today Is Your Special Day & We Honor You.

FOR MOMS

She was there at the beginning When the world was new to you -

She was there to turn to happy times Those when, you were hurt or blue.

She was there to listen to your thoughts And when you asked, to give advice -

She was there to tell you, "Those don't match!" Or, "Hon, you sure look nice."

She was there with you at nighttime To help you say your prayers -

She was there to tell you, "It's alright."When you had a dream that scares.

She was there at morning time To get you up and out of bed -

She was there when you didn't feel good (or did)To say,

"You'd best stay home, instead."

She was there when you were hungry And when you had those dirty clothes -

She was there when you needed her (How she knew? Only heaven knows.)

She was there at the beginning And she'll be there your whole life through -

She'll be there in your mind and heart Just like a mother is supposed to do.

Del Abe Jones

2007-05-13T13:19:00.000-04:00

Here Is Ryan As Captain Jack Sparrow

From Pirates Of The Caribean.

He Requested This Picture.

2007-05-06T11:47:00.000-04:00

Congratulations To Our Good Friend Vicki Carter

Who Has Now Graduated! & Is A Full Fledged RN!

There's A Lot Of People Who Will Definitely

Benefit From Vicki's Help.

Sorry We Were Not Able To Attend The Ceremonies.

We Wish You The Best In The Future Vicks &

You Are The Best!

2007-04-15T11:51:00.000-04:00

We Welcome Our New Dog Snoopy (The Cutest Beagle

This Side Of Beagledom) Into Our Fold This Week.

She Seems To
Be A Great Fit With The Other Dogs,

And We Love Her
Very Very Much. No Bones About It...
She's A Cutie!

2007-04-15T10:55:00.000-04:00

Dad Gum it! Here We See Dad Horsing Around With Pokey.

The Corrected Version Is On Top With The "I Love You

Hand" Facing The Correct Way.

2007-04-15T10:25:00.000-04:00

As The Days Grow Progressively Longer Now

And We Start Getting Out Into The Sun More

Let's Not Forget The Sunscreen.

Good Advice For Both Tori & Salma Hayek.

2007-04-15T09:44:00.000-04:00

Do Not Adjust Your Screen...Sandy Has Just Became

A Green M&M! Sweet!

2007-03-08T10:11:00.000-05:00

02/16/1941 - 03/07/2007

In Loving Memory Of BESSIE MAE SHEA

Of Lenoir City, Tennessee.

Quietly Slipped Away From Us At

The University Of Tennessee Medical Center

At Knoxville,

In The Morning Hours Of Wednesday, March/07/2007

Gone, But Never Forgotten. This Lady Was Single Handedly

Responsible For Bringing Me Out Of My Shyness Shell,

And She Was A Pillar Of Strength And Encouragement To

Lean On, When I Most Needed The Strength.

She Had Litttle Finances, But Was Always Willing

To Help In Any Way That She Could. She Was Always There

For Me When I Needed Her & Will Be Sorely Missed By All

That Had The Extremely Good Fortune To Know Her & To Love Her.

Miss Mae May You Now Rest In Peace In God's Loving Embrace,

Until We Meet Again Some Day On That Heavenly Shore.

2007-03-05T17:04:00.000-05:00

Hope You Enjoy The Fresh New Look Of

The Gallery!

If You're New To Blogger You Can Simply

Click On The Comment (Underlined Link)

After Each Post To Post A Comment.

Have Fun & Enjoy!

2007-03-05T13:24:00.000-05:00

And There You Have Your Update. I Leave You With A

"Little" Advice Before I Go. Whenever Things Are Really

Going Badly And You Are Really Depressed,

Just Remember This Advice...

"Whistle A Happy Tune!"

2007-03-05T13:20:00.000-05:00

They Could Definitely Sell More Wheels This Way!

Geez, I'll Bet That Chrome Must Get Cold After A While!

Or Maybe She Just Keeps It Hot.

Max Seems To Be Enjoying Himself. He He!

2007-03-05T13:16:00.000-05:00

Perhaps More Sports Cars Could Be Sold If They Included

A Clone Of Vicki With Each One. The Fire Engine Red Color

Goes Well With The High Heels. Don't You Think?

2007-03-05T13:08:00.000-05:00

When Tab First Came Out (1963) & Having Drank It

At An Early Age, I Used To Think It Tasted A Lot

Like Rusty Nails. It Was However One Of The First

Diet Drinks To Make The Scene From Coca-Cola.

Good Thing Tastes

Have Now Had A Chance To Evolve.

2007-03-05T13:04:00.000-05:00

My Sister Jo-Ann Points Out The Importance Of Bread In The

Average Daily Diet.

Here We See Her Just "Loafing" Around. I Guess She's

Made Enough "Dough" For One Day.

2007-03-05T13:01:00.000-05:00

Milk, Ever So Important For Growing Bones & Strong Teeth.

Don't Forget To Pick Up A Fresh Gallon On Your Next Trip

To The Grocery Store.

MILK...IT DOES A BODY GOOOOOOOOOD!

2007-03-05T12:56:00.000-05:00

The Other Day When We We're At Wal-Mart In Oak Ridge

I Happened To Notice Pop-Tarts With Some Kind Of

Writing On The Pop-Tarts Themselves, Which Spurred This

Picture To Be Posted. I Think This Is A Bit Far To Go

To Sell Pop-Tarts.

2007-03-05T10:10:00.000-05:00

Today We Concentrate Our Update On Shopping For

Various Items. I Am A Man But I'll Have To Admit

I Do Like Shopping. My Wife Sandy Thinks I'm A Nut

Because Of This, But I Really Don't Care.

2007-01-08T23:10:00.000-05:00

I Hope All Of This Is Not Boring You To Sleep!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2007-01-08T19:17:00.000-05:00

Momofuku Ando "The Inventor Of Ramen Noodles"
Has Passed Away In Japan On 01/05/2007.
We Should All Live To The Ripe Old Age Of 96.
Rest In Peace Mr. Ando.

Web Link To Nissin Foods Homepage:
http://www.nissinfoods.com/

2007-01-07T10:26:00.000-05:00

Uhhhh...Never Mind. Hehehehehe :)

2007-01-07T08:29:00.000-05:00

And For Being Such A Good Sport About It All & Not Killing Me,

Here Is A Tastefully Sexy Pose From Debra Winger

Featuring Vicki's New Do.

2007-01-07T00:26:00.000-05:00

Looks Like We've Solved The Problem Of World Hunger!

Cool!

2007-01-06T23:57:00.000-05:00

Yes, You Too Will Find Many Uses For Ramen Noodles,
However We Strongly Suggest Putting Them In Your Hair
Is Not One Of Them!

2007-01-06T23:20:00.000-05:00

Am I The Only One to See The Similarities Here?

2007-01-06T22:24:00.000-05:00

SAYING GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND.

Today We Bid A Last Goodbye To Snickers "a.k.a Rat"
We Could No Longer Afford To Care For Her In The
Manner In Which She So Lovingly Deserved.
So Today Me, Sandy & Tori Did The Only Humane
Thing Possible & Met With Her New Owners
Whom Will Give Her A New Home & Much Love
And Happiness For Years To Come.
Goodnight Rat, We Will Miss You &
Cherish Your Memory Always.

2006-12-23T20:01:00.000-05:00

Hope Everyone Has A Happy, Safe & Merry Christmas From The Gallery!

2006-12-13T22:14:00.000-05:00

You Better Hope These Boys Never Come To Town!

2006-12-13T21:17:00.000-05:00

This Picture Speaks For Itself.